MACARONI MOSES came to be on a sunlit afternoon five years ago when deities and founding members JELLY JEBUS(bass) and ORANGE JUICIFER(vocals) were enjoying one of their regular "enlightenment" sessions. JELLY and JUICE, as they like to be called, were discussing the sad state of music in the new millennium. "No one puts on a 'show' anymore." proclaimed JUICE. "True artists are shunned in favor of candy-coated corporate drivel. WE must find a way to give humans something different...something more." JELLY added, "It's not only the music industry. Humans believe everything they're told without question. If it's on the radio, it must be good. If it's in a book, it must be true. TV has become the new reality. Even the children are brainwashed from birth. It's like children at sunday school. They are roped into 'beliefs' with fun activities, like making a MACARONI MOSES, not knowing they are being conditioned to be future donors to the collection plate."

 After much contemplation and more "enlightenment", JELLY and JUICE had a plan. They would, with the help of other nether worldly associates, form a group of entertainers to spread a new gospel. The first contacted was ABRAHAM SANDWICH, a long-time cultural and spiritual advisor to both JELLY and JUICE. Besides being a prophet, JUICE remembered back in the day ABE had skills on the saxophone. He was delighted to join with his old friends, and in a shed in the wilderness, they began the foundation of what was to come.

 After some time had passed, a good freind of JUICE's and a former confidant of JELLY's, JUDAS ESCARGOT came to their secluded location and offered his services. Little did JELLY or JUICE know, JUDAS was quite a drummer! He was accepted into the fold, and the band was really starting to take shape. There was still something missing though. They couldn't quite put their finger on what it was though until one snowy night when the wind was howling, there was a voice that came to the four of them and said, " A prophet will come...you must let him enter the fold." Suddenly the door swung open and there he was, THE PROPHET CUCCUMBER! Not only a very old and wise soul, he was also an exceptional keyboard player. THE PROPHET proclaimed "Alas, I am here, but I alone cannot fill the void. Vocals, bass, drums, sax and keyboard are not enough to spread the gospel. What we require is the 'Six String King', otherwise known as THE S'MORE of BABYLON! Without him, we are but a mere 5/6 of a whole." And it was done, and JEBUS saw it was good. Now all of the elements were in place and there was no looking back.

 With the success of their initial 4 song EP aptly titled "MACARONI MOSES", it was clear that humans were accepting of this new Religion, as well as being open to music of a variety of genres. "We must not only express a variety of viewpoints lyrically", explained JUDAS, "but we must also express those viewpoints utilizing every style of music. That way our message can be received by all." But what is the message they're trying to convey?

 Perhaps it was summed up best by THE PROPHET CUCCUMBER; "Everything in our society is right and wrong concurrently." THE S'MORE added, "People will commit beastialities while damning homosexuality. People support the death penalty while being anti-abortion advocates. Murderers become celebrities while celebrities become murderers. Our 'religious' leaders call for assassinations of heads of state. Nothing makes sense anymore."

 So to sum up the mission of MACARONI MOSES, it is to make sense of a world of nonsense through nonesense itself. With their new album "HUMORONIC", what was once a dream has now become a reality.

On behalf of JELLY,JUICE,JUDAS,THE S'MORE,ABE & THE PROPHET...enjoy.